BroScience: Bro-Sci-ence - n.
Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among bodybuilders + weightlifters. Generally spouted most by guys who have used loads of steroids and are huge. They usually have no idea what is happening to their bodies and then share that same cluelessness with others who make the false assumption that their experience means that they have knowledge.
Examples:
"Bro, ya gotta slam that new MuscleTech shit, Cell-Vapor-Shock-Test, within 7 seconds of finishing your last set of squat rack curls. Otherwise, you'll go straight catabolic."
"Yo boy you gotta do high weights and low reps to cut. Spring break is coming up and I'm gonna be shredded baby"
"Dawg, I can't lift with you this month, I am cutting my rest down to 10 seconds between sets. Im getting ripped abz for tha summa,"
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